Post by callierose on Jun 1, 2005 17:51:36 GMT -5
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word
>>or two in?? it, but, here is one:
>>
>>Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in
>>the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says
>>to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
>>
>>The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker
>>lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree
>>expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
>>
>>The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He
>>replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is,
>>however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
>>
>>Wipe that smile off your face.
>>or two in?? it, but, here is one:
>>
>>Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in
>>the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says
>>to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
>>
>>The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker
>>lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree
>>expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
>>
>>The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He
>>replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is,
>>however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
>>
>>Wipe that smile off your face.